Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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