Having a random hookup so left but love u
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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