and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Come on in and take your pants off
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