none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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