Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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