I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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