You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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