I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You don't make any sense
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