i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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