I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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