That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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