making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
