You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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