I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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