Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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