im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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