I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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