He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
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I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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