hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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