awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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