So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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