your thong is hanging out like whoa
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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