Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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