the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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