let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We left the knife in your bed.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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