Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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