My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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