i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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