Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
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i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.