Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"