My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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