how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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