After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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