it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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