I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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