just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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