The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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