Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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