my mouth tastes like poor choices
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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