ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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