I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
