shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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