how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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