the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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