oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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