Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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