I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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