Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i believe in u and ur pee
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
