How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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