Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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