Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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