Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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