I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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