the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Houston, we have a blender
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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