and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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