i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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