Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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