we have officially lost it.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there