I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
i think we sleep fucked last night...
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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