You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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