just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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