She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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